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The Price of Sarah

December 11, 2009

Fact: Speaking at a fundraiser for something (as a celebrity) constitutes supporting that institution. Fact: Sarah Palin will be speaking at a fundraiser for a Canadian hospital in Hamilton in exchange for 200 000$. Therefore: Sarah Palin will be supporting a Canadian hospital in Hamilton in exchange for 200 000$.

Fact: All Canadian hospitals are part of a government-operated healthcare system. Fact: Sarah Palin will be supporting a Canadian hospital in Hamilton in exchange for 200 000$. Therefore: Sarah Palin will be supporting a governement-operated healthcare system in Hamilton in exchange for 200 000$

Fact: Per Sarah Palin, government-operated healthcare constitutes Socialism. Fact: Sarah Palin will be supporting a government-operated healthcare system in Hamilton in exchange for 200 000$. Therefore: Sarah Palin will be supporting what, according to Sarah Palin, constitutes Socialism, in Hamilton in exchange for 200 000$

Now, I’m fairly certain that Sarah Palin has made a big point of denouncing Socialism and opposing it.  We can therefore conclude that Sarah Palin’s (announced) principles are worth 200 000$.

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